We arrived in Bangkok in the wee hours of Wednesday morning after three flights, the longest of which was 15 hours. Having stupidly stayed awake throughout almost all of the flights to watch various movies (including "This is it" the Michael Jackson documentary) we were ready to collapse onto our rock hard bed when we finally found our guest house in Bangkok. Note: for those of you who intend to make it to Thailand at some point, many streets have more than one side (across an intersection) and the numbering makes absolutely no sense, even to local Thai taxi drivers.
I had a cold dating back to our final days in Washington state. So that plus being up for approximately 33 hours straight = an entire day in bed. We definitely got our money's worth on the room those first two days between our naps and our retreats out of the heat. The only thing we managed to leave the room for on day one was street vendor pad thai.
Since that first pad thai, we have had three subsequent pad thais. If you do the math, that equates to approximately 1.25 pad thais per day. Yes, it appears we have a mild addiction at this point. It doesn't help at all that Amir's friend Poon (a Bangkok native) took us out last night for the "original pad thai" which basically changed our lives. You know that pad thai you can get in the US in Thai restaurants? That is to the original pad thai we ate last night as is gas station purchased celery and ranch dip (you know who you are Joel) is to a homemade Caesar salad from Pasta Mia in Dupont Circle. Which is to say, incomparable and wildly delicious.
Today we are going to a weekend market that is purportedly one of the biggest in the city. We aim to bargain hard for sunglasses for Amir and a watch and sunhat for me. Here's a warning for all you internet watch shoppers: do NOT buy any watch that ships from China for the bargain price of $9 because it will last you a mere 8.3 days before going kaput. Anyway, we had some great practice bargaining yesterday at some of the nearby markets. The trick to getting the lowest price is to work the salesperson lower and lower by attempting to walk away 3 times and then, when you see 2 beads of sweat appear on his brow, you know you've gotten the best deal available.
After shopping, we're headed to the Royal Palace. After two unsuccessful attempts at seeing it yesterday, we found out the King of Thailand has some kind of lesser relative with a birthday that requires shutting down the entire palace for a full day to properly celebrate. We're hoping there are no more birthdays today.
Tomorrow we leave at 8am for Ko Samet, an island 3 hours south of Bangkok. We're taking a bus and then a ferry for the bargain price of $7.50 per person. Did I mention earlier that our street pad thai costs us $0.76? And that a bucket of liquor costs us $4.50! I don't think I mentioned the bucket o'liquor before but after drinking one, who can remember anything?
Back to Ko Samet...so we'll spend a week there on the beach working on de-whitening our pasty complexions. You can basically tell how little we've traveled thus far by how milky white our skin is. There isn't a whole lot to do on Samet aside from lounge about on the beach, drink blended beverages, nap and go to bars at night, but we'll try to survive.
Gotta run to the market so we can keep our American commercialism skills in tact. Ciao.